Not sure what to tell you right now, just that I am human. And I have never claimed to spell words correctly.

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:




Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.



Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

trusotoan:

a-bit-nearer-home:

overachievious:

toomanylokifeels:

icantstopdrawing:

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Relax. Clint was just helping a senior citizen cross the street.

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Good little Eagle Scout.

LITTLE EAGLE SCOUT, DEAR LORD

spookygoo:

I was talking about why Chef Gordon Ramsay was so angry all the time, and explained that he originally wanted to be a professional soccer player but suffered a really bad knee injury and couldn’t play anymore, so he poured himself into cooking and culinary arts to help with his anger issues, but his abusive alcoholic father disapproved of his cooking and died before ever tasting any of it and I realized that Gordon Ramsay has the most anime backstory ever.

psychophancy:

polyamoryspider:

SO PERFECT.

FUCK.

psychophancy:

polyamoryspider:

SO PERFECT.

FUCK.

(Source: sassyfeminist)

fancylemurs:

girls just wanna have

real pockets on our clothes, damn

may I present to you the longest living characters of supernatural

(Source: mishawinsexster)

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

shampoo:

if you ever feel bad about yourself i want you to know that my catholic roommate once asked me what a pope was

she also asked me why guacamole tasted like avocados 

she thought california was its own country (i literally have a list of shit she has said and i’m going to add to this every week)

"did you know if you sleep too much it means you slept too much?"

kamikazeworld:

fantasticsteve:

ohyousourwolf:

Why is it that evil villains always find poison to inject into their victims like just literally fill the syringe with air and just stick the needle between their toes or something. It’ll mimic a heart attack and the victim will die pretty quick and NO ONE WILL ASK MANY QUESTIONS BECAUSE IT’LL LOOK LIKE A HEART ATTACK

first of all how do you know this information i feel like the government doesnt want you to know that

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